Hate
Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.
Love
Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.
Love
Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
by asaprockyfan233 May 10, 2024

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

" Brooksy fell over, someone get Brooksy a kleenex, he's going to glaze"
" i think im gna need a lifejacket cos Brooksy is gona glaze"
" il go get my snorkel an mask, Brooksys gna glaze"
" i think im gna need a lifejacket cos Brooksy is gona glaze"
" il go get my snorkel an mask, Brooksys gna glaze"
by DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD June 2, 2007

by F unce 555ws May 15, 2020

by loverofcock34 January 19, 2023

The glazing is crazy.
by kiptakistan January 24, 2023

Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
