Farting Guitar 

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.

Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.

Farting Guitar by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009

Ultimate Guitar Forums 

Home for Green Day Haters who think that they're so cool and punk if they keep bashing on Green Day

Common Green Day hater on Ultimate Guitar Forums:

GreenDay_Hater

Green Day sucks is all i can say...even Justin Bieber is more punk than them!

Me: Shut up dick head!

Ultimate Guitar Forums by Silence is the enemy December 25, 2010

Guitaring 

The act of playing a guitar. Usually used as shorthand slang for 'playing a guitar'

1: Hey man, what are you doing?
2: I'm busy guitaring, call me back later.

I've been guitaring alot lately

Guitaring by Kikral August 12, 2008

Guitar Heroist 

A professional gamer who specializes in the game Guitar Hero.

He was the best Guitar Heroist at the tournament.

Guitar Heroist by Risus January 9, 2009

Guitar Swag 

1). When girls flock to guys playing guitars, regardless of the guy's skill. Guys with this kind of guitar swag are usually extremely attractive to begin with.

2). Holding and/or playing a guitar solely for the purpose of attracting members of the opposite sex. The people with this kind of guitar swag are often devoid of actual talent and/or skill.

3). The results of actually being awesome at playing guitar, to the point that the ladies flock. The ones who possess this kind of guitar swag often are too busy being awesome at guitar to notice all the ladies.

See: Guitar slut, guitar whore.

It's your guitar swag, dude. Wake up.

Guitar Swag by Theodore Geisel April 12, 2011

guitardo 

A retarded guido. Commonly used to refer to cast members of the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Masculine: guitardo(s). Feminine: guitardette(s).

Human Being: Hey, what are you doing today?

Guido: G.T.L. baby. Gym, tanning, laundry. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Human Being: Wow! You f*#%ing guitardo! No! Bad guitardo!

guitardo by Ricardo Pellitardo August 6, 2011

Ghina 

A person who always gets bitches

Omg, I’m such a ghina ( a person who got like 7.5 bitches at their place rn )

Ghina by dawaween November 25, 2021