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German lunch

While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing
taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.
by nick benda August 23, 2007
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German Jetstream

To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
by I Hate Kuwait 112 April 27, 2010
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Circle Germ

Like a circle jerk, but everyone involved has communicable disease. Usually STDs.
Hey Joe, lets find us some hookers and have a circle germ.
by Stanky Murphy January 23, 2005
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Geremy Tibbles

Geremy Tibbles was born 1232 on an uknown date in somwhere in Sibera by will of Communism alone. He lived there for a century before teaching Karl Marx about Communism. He was a drinking buddy of Lenin and Chairman Mao and once beat Stalin in a game of beer pong. Upon the disbanding of the Soviet Union in the 90's he moved to America where he attempted to gather a following of fellow communists and retake Mother Russia. He failed, but is now drinking champion of New England and wanted for drunk in public.
by Geremy Tibbles May 2, 2008
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german

The language that is a bit weird. I love you in german sounds more like I will hit you with a shovel.
English: Pen
German : KÜGELSCHREIBER
by PROACAN_ February 13, 2017
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geometry dash episodes

A series made when you hit the weed too hard.
by BloodyBritishBoy February 7, 2018
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Geometry Dash Moderator

A GD Moderator is a person RobTop has hand picked to basically send him levels they think he should rate. They are also huge fucking knobs and Pedophiles
Hyenada is the best Geometry Dash Moderator (best doesn't mean they're good)
by HyperFlame May 31, 2020
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