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anal grip appliance

The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.
Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?

Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.
by Alasdair W June 15, 2007
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paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009
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Squirrel-Grip

The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.
Archibald: Oh my god that hurt!

Henry: What happened?

Archibald: Tony laid the Squirrel-Grip on me!
by NeverTHEless. October 2, 2010
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grip

squezing or grasping something
by IM A GIRL WHO IS RAPED July 28, 2003
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grip-n-grin

1. a solid handshake complemented with a grill.
Paul hit Chuck D with a grip-n-grin.
by hail2um May 25, 2006
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grippa

A word that is someone's equivalent to hella, but that someone is not the population of Southern California. No one in SoCal has ever heard this word.
A: You people from SoCal are grippa stupid.
B: What does that even mean?
by damnshibby October 13, 2008
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grip

to have a lot of
like he has a grip of money
by veronicque June 22, 2008
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