Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.

I am Joey Guzzle

by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021

Muzzle Guzzler

When a guy cums in a condom, he flips it inside out and the girl sucks it clean

Damn, she’s one hell of a muzzle guzzler

by Asshat6152 December 18, 2021

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

Windex guzzler

A real born in fleshing fucking dumbass, unloved by all family and fucking pain in the dickbag.

Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.

by Paichni December 19, 2021

Cum guzzler

A person who swallows a large amount of semen. Also used as a derogatory reference for someone considered a slut, tramp, whore, etc…you get the picture.

That fucking cum guzzler tried to get with my man! She’s such a fucking disease infested whore!!!

by Momma’s girl June 20, 2022

Fanny Guzzler

Someone who has a liking fir drinking lady wee

Person 1: "I met a girl last night and when I was licking the mantlepiece she started to pee and I drank it."

Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"

by Dizzydan1980 August 1, 2022

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023