Gayssia

Gayssia is the homeland of the gays.

Friend: Have y'all ever been to Gayssia? Home of the Gays?

by Johntherandomperson October 20, 2018

Gasshole

Any individual who does something stupid to disprupt a reasonably orderly line of desperate but otherwise patient people who are trying to get fuel in a crisis.

A term coined by Patrol Sergeant Myron Gaudet during the aftermath of Hurricane Ida.

He came up with the word after watching first responders having to intervene in incredibly stupid disturbances at gas stations following the storm.

That gasshole is going to jail after starting a fight by trying to cut in front of a hundred people in line.

by Myga1123 September 2, 2021

gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009

Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018

gassy

A boy nicknamed gassy. He has strong acne, pitiful hair, non-saggy pants, pale skin&eye lashes. He fancies many girls at once. He is athletc, not popular. He doesn't have many friends, and the friends he has love him. :

"Hey, who's that?"
"That my friend is a gassy."

by mmmmmmoose! June 2, 2008