fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024

fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?

Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*

by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021

Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have

Ready Fred? Ready George.

by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020

Fred Pork

(noun)
1. John Pork's grand-uncle
2. Someone who regularly letexiers

Fred Pork! Get back 'ere!

by Femboyz fr December 13, 2025

fred the show

it's an epic tv program about fred from fred the youtube show

Me: "Let's watch FRED The SHOW"
Barry Johnston: "K"

by biggie-nig January 16, 2019

Fred

He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.

person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....

by Orchid Malfoy May 3, 2021

Forceful Fred

When your girl doesn't really want to and you initiat physical play that eventually turns into insertion.

My girl wasn't really trying to last night, but I got her to fight a lil and it all worked out. Lil forceful fred.

by RojoLoco January 23, 2009