fork smeller

a mean girlfriend

Lorna is a fork smeller

by 5ick5adworld October 03, 2023

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018

fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker December 01, 2022

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.

by whiteboi9599 November 25, 2022

Fork found in Kitchen

Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.

Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.

Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh

Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen

by Arcanestar December 03, 2024

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019