a game where guys push and shove against each other like children until someone drops the ball. see also: a chance for guys to dress up in tights and look hot, rather than gay.
by Postponed November 15, 2010
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AL 90: Hey mate, why don't we drink some tea and watch men run around in short-shorts kicking a ball for three straight hours.
Matthew: Good idea chap, but I've found out a better sport also called football that's in America! It involves more than just kicking a ball! You actually do OTHER things too, and people get to knock the crap out of other people when you tackle them!
AL 90: but hitting hurts and I like watching men in short- shorts.
Matthew: Men in short shorts it is!
Matthew: Good idea chap, but I've found out a better sport also called football that's in America! It involves more than just kicking a ball! You actually do OTHER things too, and people get to knock the crap out of other people when you tackle them!
AL 90: but hitting hurts and I like watching men in short- shorts.
Matthew: Men in short shorts it is!
by The American Matt November 11, 2008
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A clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that's making BS comments using football analogies. See "James Carville Goes Off on Fareed Zakaria" on Youtube.
"Ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when I read that I wanted to hit him with a football bat." - James Carville
by Dave:P December 7, 2011
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I made a few death threats and my account got deleted, but I just read a comment by someone who thinks women should be able to abort their rape pregnancies, an actual child-killer, and his account is still there! Little Green Footballs sure ain't what I thought it was, I'm going back to NASCAR and the KKK.
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