finger boofing

to insert your fingers in a vagina

Joanne: "thankyou for finger boofing me Darrin"

by dos chezzy August 29, 2014

Finger Puppet

The act of sticking your finger in a girls vagina or butthole and using her as a finger puppet.

I would love to turn her into my finger puppet.

by MrGreenJeans024 May 3, 2011

Finger Balls

Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.

Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,

by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012

finger kiss

THE ACT OF KISSING ONE'S FINGERS AND PRESSING THEM ON ANOTHER PERSON'S FACE (PREFERABLY LIPS). IT USUALLY SIGNIFIES A DESIRE TO BECOME FRIENDS...WITH BENEFITS.

SOME DUDE TRIED FINGER KISSING ME AT THE BILLS GAME YESTERDAY. I ALMOST BROKE HIS ARM OFF.

by SONUBIDOOBYDOO September 12, 2013

finger pop

noun: a douchebag troll on the internet

Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.

by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009

Finger Vault

The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.

Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.

by wicwtch December 15, 2008

finger muffin top

Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.

Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.

by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010