fallen

the hottest thing to ever walk on two legs; needs to be with a hot person like herself!

" wow, i wish i was a fallen"

by lovers paradice May 15, 2012

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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

by Bchita March 22, 2010

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I'm falling for you

What dumb bitches say to drag you along, when they still need to suck some life/ money/ freedom out of you, but aren't willing to put in the real work for it.

Krissi: Can I borrow $200?
Josh: No
Krissi: I'm falling for you.
Josh: Really? Okay here you go.
Krissi: Thanks, Now Fuck Off.

by Wheredidhelearn'pseudonym'? April 14, 2010

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