Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009
Get the Self-Failmug. a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.
by junksauce February 18, 2008
Get the fail saucemug. While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
by Olde English September 30, 2009
Get the Blowie Failmug. A reply on a forum that is useless and stupid in a multiplex of ways, also a post whose poster failed to deliver the lulz.
Triton: this thread is retarded lol
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!
benol: go um... do something bad or something.
Skyone: That was a fail post
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!
benol: go um... do something bad or something.
Skyone: That was a fail post
by benol September 30, 2007
Get the fail postmug. the maximum achievable level of shame. an occurrence in which a creature is able to prove his unworthiness to be alive. a ginger fail, or "GF", is impossible to recover from. GFs are an unexplored phenomenon from a biological standpoint. Experimental treatments of depression include exposure to footage of repeated GFs, until the patient finds new hope in life.
When he thought he had a chance at getting her number, he Ginger failed becuase he forgot he was a Ginger
by cathunter September 7, 2010
Get the ginger failmug. A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
by Joseph Duffy February 11, 2009
Get the Catastrophic Failmug. by mkablam May 11, 2009
Get the fail as a malemug.