Fact

The piece of flesh between the vagina and anus

Fact the bit of skin between the muk hole and the fuck hole if ya slip ya in the shit that’s a fact

by Gyprok September 21, 2020

Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"

"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?

by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021

Facts

"Stop trying to confuse me with facts, I'm trying to think" ~ Plato

Iam "Plato said a bunch of cool stuff."

Hym "Facts."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Fact

Something that proves to be true... despite what the idiot arguing with you may say.

It is a fact that here are twelve eggs in a "dozen eggs".

Idiot: "No man... there is 10 in a dozen"

by CP3218 April 19, 2019

fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by zeroaster August 21, 2023

Fact

Ronaldo is better than messi

Its a fact that this is true

by CR7 :) October 9, 2022

On Facts

Similar to “on everything” used to exemplify you’re telling the truth

Him: “Bro you did not used to date her.”
Me: “On facts, I did!”

by realahhgirl.1739 December 27, 2024