fudge volcano

While doing a hand stand you try to fart but shit comes out

Al Rocher was at the Olympic games in Rio watching the gymnastics competition and when a dark mass suddenly started covering the l crowd. He realized it was a fudge volcano erupting every where

by Dillyguy4789 May 14, 2016

What the fudge

A polite way of saying "What the ****?" without actually saying the F word.

What the fudge is is going on?

by Winterbaby Fenton Noir July 8, 2021

Fudge knuckle

When you put your finger up a butt during sex/foreplay, and you go a little too deep, resulting in a bit of poo on your knuckle.

Dude1: how'd it go with that chick last night?
Dude2: not bad. She wanted me to finger blast her butthole, so I did, but I got a little over zealous and ended up with a fudge knuckle.
Dude1: oh man. that's fucked up!
Dude2: yeah, but she ended up riding me all night so....

by Huge hammer69 June 25, 2021

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

cold fudging

When you're a gay male into necrophilia.

Dude, Jeff just got arrested for cold fudging all night at rosewood cemetery.

by rmme56 October 27, 2017

fudge packer

The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.

If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

fudge cakes

when u fuck a girl in the ass and u get shit on your balls.

dude this bitch gave me fudge cakes

by Steve Turak May 21, 2007