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Destination fucked 

She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig
And she has just gone to destination fucked!
Destination fucked by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018

straight fucked 

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.
There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.

Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
Pumpkin Fucked by Oily Depths March 28, 2010

Club Fucked 

1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.
"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"
Club Fucked by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.
Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Specs” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

Kentucky fucked

An expression born out of autocorrext on reddit amidst the COVID-19 quarantine period (April 2020)
It pertains to "completely fucked"

April 19, 2020
Jane
"They got Kentucky fucked on grading"
"I hope they leave it, Kentucky fucking works"
-redditors
Kentucky fucked by ArcaneLane April 18, 2020