Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
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1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.
2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.
3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.
2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.
3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022
Get the Freedom bamboozle mug.n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.
Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.
A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.
Antonym: Freedom Feelers
Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.
A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.
Antonym: Freedom Feelers
Freedom Moochers hate the military.
Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.
Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.
Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika
Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.
Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.
Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.
Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika
Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.
by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021
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We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother
Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother
Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech
The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech
The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 16, 2024
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Anyways, 40 oz to freedom is a banger song and album by sublime. One of my favorite songs on the album is their rendition of Scarlet Begonias.
Anyways, 40 oz to freedom is a banger song and album by sublime. One of my favorite songs on the album is their rendition of Scarlet Begonias.
Guy 1: "LMAO I just saw a canadian guy spell reggae completely wrong!"
Guy 2: "That's fuckin' hilarious bro! Let's get stoned and listen to 40 oz to freedom!"
Guy 2: "That's fuckin' hilarious bro! Let's get stoned and listen to 40 oz to freedom!"
by Dr. John J. J. Schmidt, PhD January 9, 2023
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Hym "Yes, you fought for my freedom... My freedom to be harvested for resources and labor... And organs... Fantastic. Your friends died for nothing. This is dogshit. You should have a problem with this."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Is when you fuck a liberal so well she has no choice but to become part of the Freedom party. Each participant in the “Freedom Fuck” is required to chug a 5th of SoCo once the “Freedom Fucking” has commenced.
Is when you fuck a liberal so well she has no choice but to become part of the Freedom party. Each participant in the “Freedom Fuck” is required to chug a 5th of SoCo once the “Freedom Fucking” has commenced.
by anonymous February 12, 2025
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