freedom truck

A fully tracked, armoured fighting vehicle, as referred to by people from 'Murika.

The Freedom Truck division rolled across the desert, defending the freedom fry-consuming public.

by CCog September 14, 2013

FreedomSlap

The act of slapping an individual with the force of 50 Bald Eagles in an effort to restore some if their lost patriotism; to bitchslap the hell out of someone as a result of witnessing the individual take our our American Freedoms for granted.

"Oh, you don't believe Americans should be allowed to carry concealed weapons? Yeah, you deserve to be freedom slapped."

"You know what Britain is doing that we should try?" , "No, but I will freedomslap the shit out of you if you finish that statement."

by GioDanger May 15, 2014

Freedom Bangs

Bangs that evoke a sense of patriotism and/or freedom. Large bangs.

Becky got on her freedom bangs for the rodeo.

by Brandy Pile August 1, 2014

Freedom Fat

Freedom Fat refers to the extra pounds that many Americans wear. It's their right to be unhealthy and if you criticize their choices, you must 'hate their freedom.'

Does all this Freedom Fat make my confederate flag look small?

by Jah Rock September 4, 2015

freedom jimmies

sprinkles you put on ice cream in the colors of America and her freedom

waitress- would you like any topping on you cone??
me- yes please , I would like some freedom jimmies

by waquanaheem July 11, 2016

freedoms

An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.

Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!

Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker

by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017

freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.

The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.

by BlakeAP July 4, 2017