Filatio Request

Much like a Friend Request is an offer of Friendship, Filatio Request is an offer of oral sex. The phrase can be used by either the person seeking oral sex or the person offering it up. This is a clever way to express one's interest either communicated through text, or said aloud, but only with both arms bent at the elbow, hands out and palms to the sky in the classic "I don't know" fashion.

Male "Filatio Request?"
Female "Hell no, but thanks for being so creative."

OR

Female"Filatio Request?"
Male"Hell yes please and thank you."

by mvontess September 10, 2010

love at first sight

A mutual physical attraction between two shallow yet attractive individuals with a complete disregard for personality. Likely to be responsible for many failed marriages.

When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met, it was love at first sight.

by Vlad Doucheovich December 5, 2009

First Blood

what the Narrator of a game says after the first kill occurs.

Jimmy (true Noob): Oh i totally got this Noob.
Narrator: "First Blood"
Jimmy: WTF, thats totally bullshit.
Pro: hahahahahahah

by dick Johnnie Walker October 14, 2009

first kiss

One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.

He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.

by Wintergreen February 29, 2004

First impressions

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

From First To Last

The greatest band in the world, not to mention they have the greatest guy in the world as part of their line up! Of course I am referring to Sonny Moore, who is in fact 18, not 16.

The line up consists of:
Sonny Moore - vocals
Derek Bloom - drums
Matt Good - guitar and vocals
Jon Weisberg - bass and throat
Travis Richter - guitar and throat

Their lastest album, "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count" is currently my favourite album and should be checked out by all of you. Seriously.The songs are brilliant and my personal favourite would have to be "Populace In Two".

This band's album is a must-have for all you emo kids out there ;)

Lyrics to Note To Self: "Note to self, I miss you terribly, this is what we call a tragedy..."

by xNoteToSelfx August 25, 2005

FIRST!!

A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.

Comment 1: FIRST!!

Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.

by Hamshake March 31, 2011