Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

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femesplainer

A natural born or self identifying female usually affiliated with thirdwavefeminist that believe males are useful only for the yucky semen that is used to impregnate other females by means of rape, via rape culture, to produce other females who similarly despise males.

These females take pride in their martyrdom associated with the weakness female attributes bring, namely: periods; bloating; PMS; poor work performance; bad moods; feeling uncomfortable; feeling oppressed; feeling virtually raped; feeling like you are a male.

Jennifer didn't complete her monthly TPS reports, she did a femesplainer by saying she couldn't concentrate because of the oppression she felt from you virtually raping her.

by Diney81 June 10, 2016

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