february 9 

National gamer day.

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

february 9 by NincompoopNavarre October 14, 2019

february 28th 

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

february 28th by It me uno 💓 October 13, 2019

february 11 

The day when the most beautiful, talented, caring, and best girl in the world was born, Park Chaeyoung.

"What day is today?"

"It's daysé, it's February 11!"

february 11 by seulgi love bot October 14, 2019

February 22

of you are born on feb 22, you are really hot, i mean like extremely hot. But feb 22 is also the ”swedish fika day”it’s a day when you eat pussy and drink coffee

Eric: Hey, you know it is February 22 today? That means it is the “swedish fika day”
Marcus: yeah! Let’s get some hoes!

February 22 by dinmammaskuk November 3, 2019

February 8th

February 8th is a day when supreme crackheads are born

Gabby: *doing “crackhead” stuff*
Tyler: “what’s wrong with her?”

Prisha: She was born on february 8th,she’s a supreme crackhead.

February 8th by JudethedUdeleo December 1, 2019

February 25 

National prank your friends day!
A day when you feel like doing something but you dont know what.

P1:Hey want some Oreos?
P2:Sure why not?!
P1:(Goes to kitchen and replaces the first row of oreos cream with mayo)
P1:(brings pack of oreos and eats two)
P2:Thanks Man!
P2:Why tf is there mayo in the cookies!?
P1:Because its February 25!, don't you know?!

February 25 by ♡Taco~Cat☆ February 24, 2020

February 10th 

This is when all the fit and hot people are born.

Bruv look at him he's so hot he must be born on February 10th

February 10th by evuhv aenvthunvtr June 22, 2020