Edward Cullen

A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.

Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison!

by HypocriticPope April 16, 2009

Edward Cullen

A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!

Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!

Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD

Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.

Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~

Me: -facepalm-

by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010

edward ford

hello every one out there

hey hey hey hey hey hey

by anonymous February 13, 2005

Edward Cullen

A a sparkling fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but failing miserably.

fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.

randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.

by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010

edward ford

super ed super, super ed super ed

ed is super, ed is super

by anonymous February 12, 2005

Edward Cullen

1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.

2. Exclamation of disgust.

1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.

2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!

by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009

Going Edward

The act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite sex.

Boy:Wow, you look like you bleed nice.
Girl: WTF, now you're going Edward on me!?!

by sammer! January 11, 2009