Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."
by e_than_301 June 10, 2020

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
by Phatho May 20, 2017

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

Ethan is an egg
He is half British and half South African
His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night
He is half British and half South African
His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night
by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
