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Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.
by Emaster304 November 6, 2020
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Ethan

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."
"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"
by e_than_301 June 10, 2020
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Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.
by Phatho May 20, 2017
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Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
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Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard
See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard
by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night
Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg
by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018
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Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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