When something does not turn you on
by SharkMom May 27, 2019
Get the Getting drymug. by Big Daddy 2018 February 4, 2018
Get the dry bustingmug. The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
Get the Dry Funkmug. A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.
“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”
by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019
Get the Dry Wipermug. when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out
anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
by xjamos July 22, 2021
Get the dry wankmug. 
