chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

The Horn Dog Drill

A Football Drill or game that involves three players huddling together into a circle, pulling out their dicks, rubbing it on the turf grass, and tries to cum on a Football. The person who cums on the football last has to run up and down the field with the football with cum on it up their ass.

Last week My football coach made me and two teammates do The Horn Dog Drill.

by Mr. Dinklenut April 27, 2025

Fish drill team

The ultimate way to display your virginity while getting the absolute shit hazed out of you. However you will most likely win a national championship and make norwhich university your bitch

Fish jones: hey are you going to join Fish Drill Team?
Fish smith: hell no I’m not a tool!
Fish jones: thats why no girls want you

by Fishfuckyourmom May 15, 2022

Drilling for oil

When a person eats food that will guarantee explosive diarrhea.

“I don’t care that I’m lactose intolerant, I’m drilling for oil tonight.”

by BobPlunder November 12, 2023

South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.

"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"

by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025

Drill Technique

the drill technique is when u put your thumb on your screen protector and then put your other thumb on top of the thumb that's already on the screen protector and press down as hard as u can to release anger

This game is so stupid I'm gonna use the drill technique

by Pooterj40 July 14, 2024

Anal Drilling

The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.

Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.

by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018