A Teacher or the Principal at William Lipscomb Elementary, Alex W. Spence Middle School or any random Person that comes up and asks you what your name is.
by Unknown159753 January 25, 2010

Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.
Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours
by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011

by beth. April 4, 2007

Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.
by D-d-d-d-Davewazere June 12, 2009

Another hateful term created by the Conservative Hate Culture.
Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot
This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.
Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot
This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.
It looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a Liberal douchebag... so much for the right to free speech.
BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.
BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.
by American_Patriot October 6, 2007

A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.
King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
by Derp Man March 28, 2014

by troawesome March 2, 2009
