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Douchebag flagged.

Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.

Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.

Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.

I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011
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spazzy douchebag

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag!
by bananacake August 6, 2011
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douchebag tan

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz
"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"
by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008
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egotistical douchebag

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard
by psychotic doll October 26, 2013
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Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009
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douchebag nap

Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.
Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours
by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011
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strawberry douchebag

strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.

douchebag, meaning; punk ass.
by beth. April 4, 2007
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