Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Thiccouliuas dong

A male appendage of similar width and length. This usually results in a misunderstanding. It is mistaken for a tumor and removed

My Thiccouliuas Dong is throbbing in Shrek's ass.

by Why you need my name June 20, 2019

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019

dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

Bao Dong

This is a Vietnamese word that loosely translates to "It's Lit"

Pronounced "BOW DONG" if you're a true american

YOO bao dong brooo! We have to go to Sky36 right now!! TV GAMING GAMING said there were strippers .... so obviously it's going to be a great night!

by Ba Na Hills November 22, 2017

Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022