Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017

Doing A vit

Falling into the void.

im doing a vit..

by a real cow after a horse November 2, 2017

Doking eggs

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017

doing someone spit

Doing someone dirty or treating them like spit

jack-“Sam exposed Jessica’s nudes”

Cam-“dang he did her spit”

Shane” Sam is always doing someone spit”

by G-Handle March 4, 2018

Doing a frank

When you have a wank in a strangers house

Last night I got caught doing a frank

by Billy boner August 18, 2018

Doing a duffin

To make unwelcome or uninvited conversation or sexual advances to a member of the opposite sex.

He is doing doing a duffin again. Mary does not look happy .

by Wrd112 May 28, 2018

Doing a Timbs

The act of pussying out of doing something. It originated among YouTube commentators for when someone says they're going to do something but ultimately back out, usually embarassing themselves in the process.

Person 1: Nathan was about to go jump off that bridge, but he did a Timbs at the last second.
Person 2: screw him for doing a Timbs

by FilDeSnek October 24, 2018