Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 18, 2010
Get the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bombmug. If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.
by Breadcrust May 19, 2014
Get the A Tom Daley Divemug. When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time
I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect
by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009
Get the Diving Board Effectmug. Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010
Get the scuba divingmug. by dive and dip August 18, 2019
Get the dive and dipmug. by Big Willee September 28, 2007
Get the chattanooga chin divemug. The act of performing oral sex on someone with a large bean
Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention
Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention
by Moop December 4, 2004
Get the Pearl Divingmug.