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Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder

Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder (PAUD) is a disease that can accure after prolonged exposure to content involving the popular 2018 video game "Among Us".
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.
we have to decide this matter among us.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.

(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.
by Among Us Mental Patient June 2, 2021
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Drive-through Anxiety Disorder

A newly identified mental health disorder describing an intense anxiety state that can arise, out of the blue, when one experiences nearly intolerable pressure to order the right food items in the fast food drive-through.
Suddenly I was sweating, paralyzed by a disabling fear, as I contemplated whether or not my wife had wanted cheese on her burger; then when I saw the commercial on DAD, or Drive-through Anxiety Disorder, I no longer felt so desperately alone.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
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Anti-Social Personality Disorder

Definately NOT to be confused with someone who is Asocial. AsPD is a Personality Disorder characterised by behaviour which is deemed anti-social such as wreckless driving, superficial charm, pathological lying, criminal versatility, sexual promiscuity and much more.

AsPD is the most difficult personality disorder to treat as it effects people on both a psychological and genetic level.
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson had varying forms of Anti-Social Personality Disorder.
by Sociowrath June 21, 2013
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Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).
What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.
by rperazag May 8, 2010
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Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder

Can be shortened to OKCD. Commonly found in teenagers that engage in illegal activities (such as smoking marijuana). Symptoms include feeling the need to skip school to go to cudi concerts, periodically posting cudi lyrics as your Facebook status, experiencing elation and relaxation only while listening to cudi songs, and bonding with other people simply on the basis of a mutual love for the same artist.
My friend Stan exhibits all the symptoms of Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder and I'm worried that he may have to seek professional psychiatric help very soon.
by StanTheMan1227 November 4, 2010
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fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.
I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009
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Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "
by jhasnocookies May 15, 2018
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