by reegan. September 21, 2020
Get the pavlo diseasemug. A form of stress suffered by all security officers, especially when they have to rush back and forth and are always forgetting things. One major symptom of Drabble's Disease is the constant going back and forth to retrieve something you forgot. The disease was named in honor of the world's greatest mall cop, Sergeant Ralph E. Drabble, Jr.
Ralph: Oh no, I've got to go to work here in a second. But I forgot my wallet. (He finds his wallet) Bye!
Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)
Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.
Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?
Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.
Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?
Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.
Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.
Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.
Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.
Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)
Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.
Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?
Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.
Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?
Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.
Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.
Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.
Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 16, 2011
Get the Drabble's Diseasemug. patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021
Get the Alzheimer's diseasemug. When you love Mcdonald's soo damn much you can't drive by without stopping and getting your fatass self a Big Mac and large fries to go.
Jon: Yo! There's a mac d's, pull the fuck over!
Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!
Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease
Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!
Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease
by Jonanthon December 18, 2011
Get the Mcdonald's diseasemug. Guy 1: What is with him recently?
Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.
Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider
Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.
Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider
by MamboNZ April 8, 2009
Get the Poseidon's Diseasemug. by <3 azn people November 15, 2010
Get the azn diseasemug. A fatal disease spread by the butthurt ginger troll, Nick Santino, from the band A Rocket To The Moon. Symptoms are: extreme bitterness, tweeting about how your life sucks, and sinusitis.
Patient: I think I have sinusitis. Ugh, I hate life.
Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.
Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.
Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.
Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.
by Halvo January 21, 2011
Get the Butthurt Diseasemug.