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digital crotch

A condition whereby a dancer - usually a breakdancer - moves without soul.
Person A: Mate, that Timberlake Fella's got a right digital crotch.

Person B: Yeah, and his back isn't that sexy either.
by Sev. April 2, 2007
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digitally freshen up

To use some sort of photo editing tool or program to make a person look better, younger, more aesthetically pleasing. Often used (and overused) on magazine covers. Can also mean the same as digitally unfreshen up when you use the same tool to do just the opposite. Usually referred to as, or known as photoshopped.
Rimmel London felt it necessary to digitally freshen up a very young Zooey Deschanel for their ad campaign, to the point where it doesn't look like her at all.

Every magazine cover with Fergie, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson they digitally freshen up to make them appeal to a younger demographic. It just makes them look like aliens.
by clintonk May 7, 2011
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digitalis

to use the fingers to pleasure somebody
digitalis me please!
by hadokaka March 26, 2008
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Digital Nomad

A type of lifestyle that is largely well-known nowadays. It is centered around the following tenets that:

1) You do not require or need a permanent home.
2) Everything can be achieved through online means.
3) YOU are the business. Without you, there is no business.
"Dave became a digital nomad and has henceforth been living his best life."

"Successful dropshippers are often digital nomads."
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Digital Losers

Digital Losers waste time online or use smartphones to stalk/harass people, because they're talentless debt-ridden morons.
Hey, why're you voting down definitions of jesuschristisnotreal on UD with your slacker friends during the weekday afternoon? You and you're friends are digital losers! Why're you getting offended over nonsense online and trying to cancel people on social media that lead productive lives? You must be a digital loser! Jessica and Allison are stalking a guy via driving around following him/texting their friends to follow the aforementioned guy that exposed them as FCs and reported their criminal behavior to the police. They must be digital losers!
by jesuschristisnotreal February 5, 2022
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Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out
Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."
by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010
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Digital Gangster

A group of retards comprised of:

- A leprechaun

- A bald garage dweller
- A homeless rapper
They are perhaps best known as an American disco group best known for their on-stage costumes, catchy tunes, and suggestive lyrics. Their best known song was released February 1978 titled "Macho Man".
I love this Digital Gangsters song!

DG, there's no need to feel down
I said, DG, pick yourself off the ground
I said,DG, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, DG, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys...
by asdasdasdgsdsdssddsdds November 26, 2018
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