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Urban Dictionary 

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.
Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary Mug 

Take your mental retardation to the next level by buying the Urban Dictionary Mug.
It can hold up to 11 oz and It has 9 different color options.

It's an overpriced mug, costing $32.95.

You can buy it from urbandictionary.store/products/mug or by clicking the huge button below stating "Get the ______ Mug.
Person 1: Hey do u have a spare $32.95 dollars?
Person 2: Why would you need it?
Person 1: I would buy the Urban Dictionary Mug that has the word "Big Dick Energy on it"

urban dictionary 

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.
urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
urban dictionary by average boi October 31, 2022

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE 

that one little screen at te top right of the urbandictionary homepage
URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitch 

Dumb Bitches who go on urban dictionary and keep trying to add their own name, and the names of their dumb dickhead friends as definitions, followed by the name of a girl they hate, and finally what appears to be the names of their future baby daddies, whom they also appear to hate, but seemingly plan to trap into a relationship with a baby.

Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:

Lasheequa

A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.

Teneesha

A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.

Tyrone

A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
"I'm trying to enjoy voting for new terms on Urban Dictionary but there are so many definitions by Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitches that the experience is rather infuriating."

Keith urban dictionary 

If keith Urban had his input on a dictionary.
Yo I looked in the Keith Urban dictionary it is says that country is the best genre. This book is full of lies!!!!!!!!!!!