Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 5, 2022

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

by Dumn ass June 3, 2016

Decking That Hole

Pegging. Like really just going at it, pounding an anus.

"Hey what did you and Jessica get up to last night?"
"Oh dude I was just decking that hole all night. I lasted thirty whole seconds"

by Kelloeuf October 18, 2023

Upper Deck

V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then.

N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.

I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.

by Formerly Known As E.A.R.L September 4, 2009

Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020

On’t deck

When an object or person is on the floor or falls to the floor

Ben: where’s my boxers
Georgia “on’t deck”

by Gmoohead February 1, 2019