Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.

sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit

by kkelly09 May 14, 2009

Danger round

When some weird middle aged bloke that’s sat alone in the boozer buys you a round of drinks. Are they spiked you’ll never know. You probably shouldn’t drink them but you do anyway.

Omg that guy just bought us a round of drinks. That shits a danger round.

by Yore-rayt June 13, 2021

Dangerous

Gay asf

“You know im dangerous so keep yo niggas in the house”

by Lo23 June 8, 2023

Danger Dick

Term used to describe a fast moving object of mass with destructive potential. Usually in a windmill or reciprocal motion

When the driveshaft broke on my truck, that danger dick mangled the under carriage beyond repair.

by madman11790 October 1, 2021

The real danger of A.I.

I think that the real danger of A.I. is obsolescence.

Hym "The real danger of A.I. is that once A.I. is capable of performing the same tasks as a computer programmer the profession becomes obsolete. 'Skill with computers' is no longer a thing. Once a person able to tell an A.I. to do anything random thing than any half-rate hacker or computer programmer can do, A.I. becomes the next great equalizer. Why hire game designers or programmers for anything other than oversight when you can just tell an A.I. 'Hey, make a Japanese-style rpg that combines the elements of "Legend of Dragoon" and "Final Fantasy 7" ' and this thing just starts spitting out code."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2023