Lieutenant Dan

The act of having sex with a man or woman, with their legs tied back, as if they had no lower parts of their legs, looking like Lieutenant Dan from the oscar winning film Forrest Gump.

"Yo, so did you Cincinnati bow-tie her, or did you let her give you a rusty trombone??" "Neither. I pulled the Lieutenant Dan, tied her legs back, made her cum like Forrest Gump running home."

"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."

by djblox March 05, 2010

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Dan Brown

Diarrhoea.

In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."

"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."

by Monster P March 28, 2008

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Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.

Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"

by tallfatguy February 08, 2010

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Dan Hunter

playradioplay!, atheist, the best person ever, looks like peter pan and kip from napoleon dynamite combined. writes a lot of long blogs, straightedge but dealt with drug problems in the past. likes apple/mac products.

morgan: OMG! DAN HUNTER FROM PRP!
kate : i don't care

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKATE February 22, 2009

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