dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

by soxpup November 14, 2007

Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.

Double-dutching is harder than it looks.

by Moon Ultra December 22, 2009

dutch jumper

To drop a deuce in two different zip codes within 24 hours.

Greg became a dutch jumper after he dropped an imperial dragon at dave's house then at Chris's.

by chrisbwade13 June 17, 2010

dutch oven

while laying in bed ripping farts under the cover then puting somebodys head under the covers for about 30 seconds and yelling dutch oven!!!!!!!

dude last nite i gave nick a dutch oven

by sk8r4life5341 April 15, 2009

Dutch Steamroll

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.

Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.

by eh-must November 3, 2020

dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016