Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.

Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!

by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011

Dr. Seussing

Making up words that seem to have contextual meaning, but don't actually exist.

"... are you spinning and coloring?"
"I'm spinocoloring.....
yea, I'm Dr. Seussing it"

by Killatek, King Of the Mountain March 12, 2013

Dr Duckling

A floating duck who floats in people's pools he turns into jake jr when you put a phillies cap on him. He protects the diving board.

I love dr duckling

by Shaq Diesel47 July 19, 2014

Dr. L

A dumbass that always loses. This man will lose 101% percent of the time. Everyday for him is another L. Doesn't finish stuff either, making him even more of a loser.

Scenario #1-
Person A: Look at Dr. L passing by.

Scenario #2-
Person A: See that guy over there?
Person B: Yep. He is such a Dr. L.

by Medical Technician July 20, 2020

Dr album

The greatest doctor that ever lived, ressurected into a gamet.

Person 1. You know dr album?
Person 2. Well of course i know him? He's me!

by Bitter bucket June 5, 2022

Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Dr. Night

A hypothetical (as of 2010) M-version of a hypothetical (") BMW car (the 4-series). This vehicle would be the high-performance version of the 'baby 6' coupe. However, because the existence of coupe versions of the 3-series, it is highly unlikely that a 4-series--let alone an M-version within the 4-series range--will emerge in the near to medium-term.

Suzzy: That was a sweet BMW M4 I just saw passing by.
Dr. Night: Really Suzzy? That's amazing, considering such a car does not yet exist. You dumbfuck.

by Dr. Night Lives April 30, 2010