pavlo disease

when pavlo coughed into the mic and gave me a disease of stds

pavlo disease - a mic trasmitted disease

by reegan. September 21, 2020

sleaze disease.

A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.

She's totally got sleaze disease.

by Macey Penny November 14, 2007

Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀

by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

Poseidon's Disease

The systematic wasting away of brain matter

Guy 1: What is with him recently?

Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.

Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider

by MamboNZ April 8, 2009

Mcdonald's disease

When you love Mcdonald's soo damn much you can't drive by without stopping and getting your fatass self a Big Mac and large fries to go.

Jon: Yo! There's a mac d's, pull the fuck over!

Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!

Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease

by Jonanthon December 18, 2011

azn disease

a disease which you are stuck loving azn(asian) people and there is no cure

Dude,why are you staring at that azn(ching) person? Do you have azn disease or something?

by <3 azn people November 15, 2010

Butthurt Disease

A fatal disease spread by the butthurt ginger troll, Nick Santino, from the band A Rocket To The Moon. Symptoms are: extreme bitterness, tweeting about how your life sucks, and sinusitis.

Patient: I think I have sinusitis. Ugh, I hate life.

Doctor: When do you think this started?
Patient: About a week ago, I saw a concert.

Doctor: Well, it looks to me it was a Rocket To The Moon concert because you might've caught a severe case of butthurt disease. Which only can be spread by the troll, Nick Santino.

by Halvo January 21, 2011