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David

An asshole that thinks he's better than everyone else, usually a bully and normally has bad comebacks
Guy 1: David stop bullying me

Guy 2: I know your are but what I'm I
by Davidhater115 January 9, 2017
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a faggot no one likes mostly cheats stills and hurts himself most likely possesed.
David is a cunt
by to damn filthy November 28, 2016
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by SHW March 4, 2012
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David, originates from Hebrew meaning 'God of Men' and is made famous through popular tellings of the Bible. However David's or Davii (pronounced 'Day-Vye') in modern times are considered typical trashy humans. Although usually seeming straight in their sexual orientation they can often have rampant homosexual outbreaks in which they are usually shunned for by The Boys. Davii are generally crap at banter and will only be found drinking Warm Purple Goannas at partys and later shitting green muk during gaynal as a result or the drinks side effects.
J-Mac: Do you know that guy David that keeps trying to hang wit da boiiz?

Jo-fish: Yeah bro, he's a gay cunt!
by Climaxxx July 22, 2018
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David is a bitchass stocker
by Lil’ Globglogabgalab April 11, 2019
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An arrogant douche , who has a small penis
"David has a small Weiner"
by Moneyhunny July 11, 2017
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ok like this kid is straight up weird , once he had a jewfro like 60 feet tall , like king kong laid his ballsack on this teenagers head and it was sooooo anoying to look at like you would follow him with scissors and once he got antiqued and he got so pissed that he punched a door , like it was a hobo you see goin through your gabage looking good underwear to shit in , and all in all hes a good guy but damn , you do NOT want piss him off like he will judge you like he was god him self , like he will call you every name in the urban dictionary , and this kid is on habbo hotel like every moment of his life revolves around that game and another thing , hes never pulled of the shit , no not one girlfriend thats on facebook and is not a bbacon bitch , hes still my bro and i get by it
that kid needs to stop being a david
by The Unknown Black Creator July 26, 2011
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