Crystal Zang

1. An extremely powerful form of crystal meth.

2. Peters Mom.

1. Shiiit dude this crystal zang is sooo much better than that crack I got from Peter's Mom last week!

2. Chase looked up Peters Mom, Crystal Zang.

by Big Cao March 8, 2011

Crystal Birthday

when a persons' birthday falls on the exact weekday he/she was born. This will happen every 5-6-11-6yrs in a cycle repeating after the last 6. Unless a heap year is in your birthday cycle.

Kelly was born on a Wednesday August 17, 1994.
This year, August 17, 2016 her birthday will fall on a Wednesday which is the same weekday she was born. Therefore, it's her Crystal Birthday.

by dothereggie May 15, 2016

Crys

Noun. A beautiful gender queer individual. Pronounced like chris.
Cries alot.

So, that crys is crying again, eh?

by Izonme March 2, 2017

crysalis

A beautiful “talented” girl who enjoys to be w her friends . She likes being called bean and she loves “stranger things”

Oh she must be a Crysalis

by Hwhahah September 27, 2017

Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

crysis

A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.

Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Crystal

Another name for crystal meth or a crystalline drug u get high on

Jeff- My wifey is havin a gurl

John- Finally a girl, watcha namin it
Jeff- IDK maybe Crystal

John- No man don’t name your child after the drug Crystal Meth

by CASANOVAboy123 March 17, 2019