crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.

Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.

by Efilon April 9, 2019

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass

I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover

by Imfluffy September 11, 2016

Crusty Bitch

when your bitch (human/animal) is so hella crusty you call them a crasty bitch

like this hey margret get over here you CRUSTY BITCH and put on some lotion

by Musty Carrot November 4, 2020

crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen

me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster

by eminem21 December 30, 2009

crusty rugly

bare crusty and ugly. like so unattractive in every way that if they even came onto you or looked at you you would stomp their face and then burn your shoes and buy new ones. either that or start crying. they usually think they hot too.

special girl: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!
me: ew he are them crusty rugly. you am these paedo.

by lloyyd May 21, 2010