Satay Crumpet

Wiping your arse on the bath mat.

We ran outta bog roll so I had to make a satay crumpet

by Rusty ranga August 7, 2019

Arse Crumble

A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.

Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?

Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.

by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019

Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.

Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.

by Goukuh January 20, 2020

Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).

"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"

by Momochki1 June 27, 2020

Blended crumpet

A handsome man

He was very blended crumpet

by Blended September 1, 2020

lady crumble

Lady crumble is a thick cheddar build up in the labia comprised of dead skin , yeast and oat milk .

Hot dam Alyssa really has a thick patch of lady crumble built up on those nickers

by Ripe March 27, 2021

"Benjamins" Crump

America's top black ambulance chaser parasite shyster lawyer.

Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.

by Dakawn Vick April 26, 2021