crock pot

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate

Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

Hippa-Croca-Monsta Pig

A totally, honest down to earth fat and ugly girl that will shout back.

That girl that when you look at her total ugly face and fat body and she growls at you to frighten you so much and then she wolfs down a big mac.
a total hippa-croca-monsta pig!

by acatcalledthursday March 12, 2009

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T May 2, 2006

croc-face

Dan

John L. called Dan a croc-face

by kenrowski October 9, 2008

croc pot

A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'

Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!

by ApexB September 26, 2005

crocked

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

by Inferno April 5, 2003

crockett kid

dumb ass, uneducated, ignorant fuck (from crockett high in austin)

Ryan diebert is a crockett kid

by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003