cellblocked

When you are stuck in traffic behind someone driving much slower than the speed limit because they can't talk on the cellphone and drive at the same time.

Sorry I'm late I was cellblocked by a blue-hair on the way here.

by Finster63 November 2, 2009

Cell-ave

All the people in the world that have to be on their cell phone every free second they have during work or school, especially social situations like a party, to text, tweet, or update their fucking Facebook status.

Put your cell away and come join the party, you cell-ave!

by Riddlers Rage March 27, 2011

cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.

I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.

by [e-mail] December 12, 2012

Cell phone

An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.

Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...

by Brodo_Swaggins December 31, 2015

Cellfish

The act of being a total inconsiderate dick face whose life revolves around their shit box of a cell phone and can't take 2 seconds to take their eyes off their cell phone to notice what's going on around them.

Billy: Hey johnny...

Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY... Johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY JOHNNY YOU CELLFISH ASSHOLE WE'VE HAD A COP FOLLOWING US WITH HIS CHERRIES ON FOR A MILE

by Teamschitty February 5, 2017

Cell

IF YOU DON’T MIND IMMA ROAST A BITCH. THIS DUDE GOT A FIELD GOAL HEAD BOI. HE BE LOOKIN LIKE A BUG VERSION OF HITLER. HE IS SO FUGLY. NOBODY LIKES HIM. I HATE CELL. HE LOST TO AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD. HE IS A LITTLE BITCH. THIS MANZ IS SO REKT. I’M GONNA KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP. IMMA STAB HIM FOR HURTING GOHAN. THEN IMMA STAB MYSELF FOR NOT SAVING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE CELL!!!!!!!

cell is stupid
lol cell got rekted

by rdtfgyutfghj June 12, 2018

cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.

Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."

by jethrojones March 29, 2020