creep

a wrong action made; shady; dirty

Man..that's creep how you left me at the party.
CREEEEPPPPP..You did him dirty.

by Chriallupher January 10, 2008

Creep Dumbers

A one jewish "frat boy" that wears brightly colored polos and hits, usually in a creepy way, on every girl that is at a party.

Adledick: Yo Eigenfuck check out Qweef

Eigenfuck: Bro he's being such a typical Creep Dumbers..mackin on those girls over there.

Adledick: Those girls aren't even hot. I think even Pesse Jeltz would be able to get with them, that's how nasty they are.

Eigenfuck: Agreed, but atleast he's having fun being Creep Dumbers.

Adledick: Yeah...What else is new?

by Obaman (vote for change!) March 26, 2009

Creep Sleep

Lay down next to someone while they are passed out. Often associated when the people are almost strangers.

"Dude you can not lay next to her right now she is passed out, that would be creep sleep."

by BigMacBoss April 19, 2009

Creeper Countdown

This is the waiting period (and everything associated with it) where weird dudes across the internet slobber all over their keyboards waiting for a celebrity to turn 18 so they can talk about how hot she is.

First it was the Olsen twins, then it was Emma Watson. Maisie Williams just turned 17, so her creeper countdown has already begun!

by Tiara Azmalan June 18, 2014

Pennsylvania Creep

Nasty ass weeds growing all up over Presque Isle. Only a quick flick of a wrist with trowel in hand can deal with the invasion. One must be vigilant in dealing with this alien plantform.

Close cousin to the Ohio Creep

Woman: Yeah, we haven't dealt with any of the weeds here in 4-5 years.
Man: Yeah, you have to be vigilant or else that Pennsylvania Creep will run all up over your shit.

This Pennsylvania Creep is coming on like gangbusters!

by Kyle R / Ross S August 14, 2008

Batty Creeper

A Closet Gay who discreetly yet eerily hits on men.

This bomboclot batty creeper be hitting on me again! Gunshot to his rainbow ass.

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013