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Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!
by gray_bossman September 13, 2019
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coochie boy

Coochie boy a fanboy of Coochie man who tried to become his sidekick but let down because coochie man DIFFERENT.
Coochie boy: hey can I be your sidekick.
Coochie man: I'm different
by Boi23 September 26, 2020
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Coochie Dick

The stench of a mans penis when he has slept around.
Damn, I wonder if Timmy has coochie dick. He stinks!
by Eeklepussy December 28, 2020
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strictly for the coochie

similar to strictly clitty: means a heterosexual man interested only in a female sexual partner.
Say, have you met Bill?...he is a hairstylist, probably gay." "No way. Bill is straight, strictly for the coochie."
by JP_Mack December 21, 2010
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coochie cooing

playing with or fondling the vagina.
He was caught coochie cooing with his girlfriend. He looked embarrassed but his girlfriend did not.
by uttam maharjan September 29, 2011
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coochie

A coochie is a selfie taken of a woman's crotch.
I shacked up with this totally crazy chick and a couple of days later she started blowing up my phone with coochies.
by vanj43 August 10, 2014
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coochie

ewww what’s that smell? it must be coochie. WHO THE FUCK DIDNT WATCH THEIR COOCHIE LAST NIGHT! cause it smell like cooch in here

it smell like coochie fingers up in here
by shrekstiddies February 13, 2019
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