apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.

I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash

by my bunghole July 3, 2003

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

computer cum

Cum or other white liquid on a electronic device. That was either sprayed or manually put on there.

Hey Jordy. Jordy: Dafuq you want. Sam: It's computer cum Jordy: What's that? Sam: READ THE DEFINITION

by Demtane June 10, 2017

Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.

"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron

by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

Computer Graphicated

computer generated images used in ‘real’ or ‘live’ scenes (such as in movies)

The helicopter explosion in that movie was totally computer graphicated.

by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009

computer phone

What telephones have turned into.

You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.

by anaomus November 4, 2004