apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.

by Wenis July 3, 2003

computer

Code word for hot chick in the office.

Hey Morelli, you gotta go check out the new computer on the first floor.

by Kidzap September 2, 2005

complete dick

Tronald Dump

I'm not a partial dick I'm a complete dick

by Jasper-Sasha June 25, 2016

apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.

by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003

Complete rubbish

An emphasized version of rubbish. This could be one of several things:

- A statement that is, in fact, utter nonsense
- Garbage with all of its parts intact
- What people say on Twitter

You're talking complete rubbish.

99% of material published on Twitter
100% of material published on Wikipedia
0.0054% of material published on Urban Dictionary

by YouLookLikeDarthVader August 27, 2009

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018

Complete idiot

People who post nudes on their story

Have you seen that complete idiot lately

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019