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Chippewa Teaser

Is an old native American trick used by hookers to force their johns to reach climax, more quickly. They achieve this by reaching down and squeezing the johns penis tightly with their hand while having intercourse, this simulates a much tighter vagina and enhances the experience, thus helping the john to reach climax much sooner than expected. The ole trick has been known to work well in severe cases of whiskey dick.
"Girl, I hooked up with this drunk guy last night. We were going at it for hours and I finally had to give him the Chippewa Teaser cause my pussy was to sore to keep going!”
by Inadditionto October 28, 2021
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Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
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Chipped

The result you get when you mix announcer Chip Caray with any ball that a Braves batter makes contact with and results in an out.

Makes you feel upset/angry/dissapointed
I just got Chipped for the 5th time this game smh!

Yo Jimbo sorry you had to listen to that man, I know it sucks to get Chipped.
by Jimbo_ATL September 15, 2021
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Crippled Cody

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.
Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021
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crippled ass mf

when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.
Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.
by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021
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Crippled redhead

Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.
by Bkackhead November 23, 2021
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Crippler

The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.
I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.
by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021
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